1 00:00:01,481 --> 00:00:04,473 ?? [Organ: "No Place Like Home"] 2 00:00:05,585 --> 00:00:07,780 Marilyn, please. 3 00:00:15,629 --> 00:00:17,654 Lily, dear, what are you doing? 4 00:00:17,731 --> 00:00:21,360 I just want you to look your best at supper tonight, Herman. 5 00:00:21,435 --> 00:00:24,268 - We're having company. - Oh. 6 00:00:24,338 --> 00:00:28,297 Company? Good. We haven't had people in for a long time. 7 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,366 We could use some new faces around here. 8 00:00:31,511 --> 00:00:35,038 And, Grandpa, I want you to be on your best behavior at supper. 9 00:00:35,115 --> 00:00:40,280 Now, if you want the ketchup, would you mind not saying, "Shoot me the plasma?" 10 00:00:40,354 --> 00:00:43,482 Okay, okay, but who's the guest? 11 00:00:43,557 --> 00:00:46,958 I promised Eddie he could invite one of his little friends from school... 12 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:49,052 to spend the weekend with us. 13 00:00:49,129 --> 00:00:51,962 [Footsteps Descending Stairs] Oh. 14 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,633 Hi, everybody. This is Googie Miller. 15 00:00:56,703 --> 00:00:58,637 Googie, this is my mom. Hi. 16 00:00:58,705 --> 00:01:01,071 Hello, Googie. 17 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:05,373 And this is my Cousin Marilyn. Like wow! 18 00:01:05,445 --> 00:01:07,538 And this is my grandfather. Hi. 19 00:01:07,614 --> 00:01:10,344 Hi. 20 00:01:10,417 --> 00:01:12,351 What are you staring at, my little man? 21 00:01:12,419 --> 00:01:15,149 I never seen a penguin smokin' a cigar before. 22 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:20,082 And this is my father. [Clears Throat] 23 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,890 Put it there. 24 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:25,022 [Buzzing] 25 00:01:25,098 --> 00:01:27,396 I gotcha that time. Eddie? 26 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:32,404 Why don't you take your little friend upstairs until supper is ready. 27 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:36,169 Okay. Come on, Googie. So long, everyone. 28 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:41,472 Outgoing little fellow, isn't he? 29 00:01:41,548 --> 00:01:44,745 I don't think he's the ideal playmate for our sweet little Eddie. 30 00:01:44,818 --> 00:01:48,254 Well, Marilyn, it-it... you know, it may be his parents' fault. 31 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:50,516 Perhaps that's the way he was brought up. 32 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:54,082 Brought up? I've seen better things brought up out of a swamp. 33 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:58,120 Shh. Nevertheless, we're gonna make it a nice weekend for Googie. 34 00:01:58,198 --> 00:02:00,632 [Caws] Not me, Charlie. 35 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,225 I'm cuttin' out of here. 36 00:03:17,377 --> 00:03:19,641 [Sighs] Dinner's just about ready, Herman. 37 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:23,114 Would you please blow out the candles? Yes, dear. 38 00:03:31,424 --> 00:03:35,155 Grandpa, would you call the boys? 39 00:03:35,228 --> 00:03:38,391 All right, Lily. Hey, Googie! 40 00:03:38,465 --> 00:03:42,026 Come on, Googie! 41 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:44,093 Nice boy. 42 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,798 [Creaking] 43 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:50,839 Grandpa, what are you up to? 44 00:03:50,911 --> 00:03:53,106 Well, Lily, he has a hand buzzer. 45 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:56,706 Can't I pull a harmless little prank on him? 46 00:03:56,783 --> 00:03:58,774 Put that thing away! 47 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:03,348 Oh, I never get to have any fun at all. 48 00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:09,859 Boys, supper! 49 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:14,389 Oh, my! 50 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:17,732 Doesn't that look yummy? 51 00:04:17,804 --> 00:04:19,738 The boys will be down in a minute. 52 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:23,936 Now, I want everyone to make a special effort to be nice to Eddie's little friend. 53 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:26,478 But, Aunt Lily, he's so fresh. 54 00:04:26,546 --> 00:04:30,744 Now, now, Marilyn. Being kind to people is like investing money in the bank. 55 00:04:30,817 --> 00:04:34,844 When we put kindness in, we get kindness back with interest. 56 00:04:34,921 --> 00:04:37,014 Hi. Sorry we're late, Mom. 57 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:39,558 Oh, no, no, you're just in time. 58 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:42,117 Now, Eddie, you sit over there, 59 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:45,596 and, Googie, you sit right here. 60 00:04:45,665 --> 00:04:48,725 Allow me, Mrs. Munster. Oh. 61 00:04:48,802 --> 00:04:50,963 Well. 62 00:04:51,037 --> 00:04:53,471 May I? Oh. Oh, yes. 63 00:04:54,975 --> 00:04:58,069 Sir? Oh. 64 00:04:58,144 --> 00:04:59,975 Thank you, son. 65 00:05:04,884 --> 00:05:07,876 [Laughing] 66 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:11,321 Mr. Banker, your investment just hit bottom. 67 00:05:19,132 --> 00:05:21,657 Uncle Herman? Yes, dear. 68 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:25,398 I really think you ought to take that little Googie back to his parents. 69 00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:29,272 He's a very bad boy. I agree with Marilyn. 70 00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:32,971 But gee, Mom, he's the first kid I ever had stay over. 71 00:05:33,046 --> 00:05:35,640 A boy like that will disturb our normal routine. 72 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:37,649 [Spot Growling] [Scratching On Wall] 73 00:05:37,717 --> 00:05:40,083 Oh, there's that Spot begging for food again. 74 00:05:40,153 --> 00:05:42,485 I wish he'd stop that annoying scratching. 75 00:05:42,555 --> 00:05:46,753 Last week, he ripped the back porch clean off. 76 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:49,090 Spot. [Snarling] 77 00:05:49,162 --> 00:05:51,790 Spot! 78 00:05:51,865 --> 00:05:53,958 Now, Spot, go away! 79 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:58,903 Spot, go away and stop... stop scratching the door! 80 00:05:58,972 --> 00:06:00,963 Go away! Spot! 81 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:11,880 Where was I? Oh, yes. 82 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:15,011 I think we ought to let Eddie's little friend stay. 83 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:17,955 It was very nice of his parents to send him over. 84 00:06:18,024 --> 00:06:20,618 And I think it'll be most embarrassing if we take him back now. 85 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:22,855 Well, where's little Googie now? 86 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:26,387 He asked Grandpa to show him the lab. They're down there. 87 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:29,902 Well, I think he ought to go home before he causes any more trouble. 88 00:06:29,969 --> 00:06:31,766 Marilyn, please! 89 00:06:31,838 --> 00:06:36,400 I'm the head of this household, and if I say he stays, he stays. 90 00:06:36,476 --> 00:06:39,570 When I make a decision around here, it stands up! 91 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:47,716 [Spot Growling] Herman, Spot sounds awfully hungry. 92 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:50,984 Why don't you give him some of the scraps from the table? 93 00:06:51,057 --> 00:06:53,150 Good idea, Lily. 94 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:06,131 Spot, here you go. 95 00:07:08,174 --> 00:07:10,506 [Munching] 96 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:15,140 I love to see an animal eat. 97 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:20,049 It's very nice of you to show me around your wonderful laboratory, sir. 98 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,520 Oh, think nothing of it, son. 99 00:07:22,589 --> 00:07:26,685 And over here... here... I have my instant disguises. 100 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,856 That's a very nice one you're wearing now, sir. Yeah. 101 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:34,229 And over here I'm working on a new cough medicine. 102 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,997 Just one teaspoon of this stuff and you'll cough for three days. 103 00:07:38,071 --> 00:07:40,767 Oh, isn't that exciting. 104 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,035 What's in that old chest there, sir? Oh, that? 105 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:46,237 That's my old army footlocker. 106 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:51,113 [Googie] What are those? All us doughboys had our pinup pictures. 107 00:07:51,184 --> 00:07:53,948 And over here, Googie, you see, 108 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:57,217 these are the chemicals that I use in my experiments. 109 00:07:57,290 --> 00:08:01,920 Oh, my. I bet you can make instant coffee and everything with those. Yeah. 110 00:08:01,995 --> 00:08:03,963 What's in here? Don't touch that! 111 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,157 That's nitroglycerine. 112 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:09,395 [Sighs] There's enough in there to blow up the whole neighborhood. 113 00:08:09,469 --> 00:08:12,768 And right now, I'm working on an old formula. 114 00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:15,831 You see, I'm trying to turn a frog into a prince. 115 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:20,642 Could you change me into something? Could I change you into something? 116 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:24,547 I could change you into any kind of beast you could mention... 117 00:08:24,617 --> 00:08:28,075 a horse, a crocodile, a unicorn, 118 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:30,952 a rock-and-roll singer, a jackass... 119 00:08:31,024 --> 00:08:33,618 I'll bet you couldn't even change me into a rabbit. 120 00:08:33,693 --> 00:08:36,389 A rabbit? That's my easiest trick. 121 00:08:36,462 --> 00:08:38,953 Boy, you should catch me around Easter. 122 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:42,092 I turn out rabbits faster than rabbits turn out rabbits. 123 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:44,102 - I'll bet you can't. - I'll bet I can. 124 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,832 - I'll bet you can't. - Look, Googie, I'm too busy right now. 125 00:08:46,906 --> 00:08:48,840 But right after lunch, I'll prove it to you. 126 00:08:48,908 --> 00:08:53,208 I'll turn you into a rabbit, and then back into, uh, whatever you are. 127 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:56,544 [Eddie] Grandpa? 128 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,550 Grandpa? 129 00:08:58,618 --> 00:09:00,677 Is Googie down there? 130 00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:03,187 Yes, Eddie, he's here. 131 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:06,748 Well, would you tell him to come up? I wanna go out and play. 132 00:09:06,826 --> 00:09:08,760 I'm coming, Eddie. 133 00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:12,286 Thank you, sir, for an enlightening and informative tour of your lab. 134 00:09:16,703 --> 00:09:19,297 Maybe he's not such a bad kid after all. 135 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,704 ?? [Humming] 136 00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:27,779 Hey, Eddie, after lunch your Grandpa claims he's gonna change me into a rabbit and back. 137 00:09:27,847 --> 00:09:30,008 Grandpa does all kinds of neat tricks. 138 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,779 Well, I've got an idea how to play a neat trick on him. 139 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:34,843 Come on downtown with me. I've gotta get something. 140 00:09:34,921 --> 00:09:36,912 I don't wanna play any tricks on Grandpa. 141 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:39,584 What are you talking about? He's an adult and we're kids. 142 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:42,253 It's our duty to do everything in our power to ruin 'em. 143 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:45,422 - But, Googie... - I'll see you after lunch. 144 00:09:45,498 --> 00:09:49,958 "Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." 145 00:09:51,137 --> 00:09:53,571 That Shakespeare. What a cornball. 146 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,440 Eddie, have you seen Grandpa? 147 00:09:57,510 --> 00:10:01,742 [Explosion] Here he comes now! 148 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:03,805 Grandpa! 149 00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:12,524 - What happened to you? - Never mind what happened to me. 150 00:10:12,592 --> 00:10:15,459 Wait till you see what happens to Googie. 151 00:10:18,197 --> 00:10:21,792 Would you like me to step behind the curtain, sir, for the alleged magic? 152 00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,859 Right. And when we open the curtain, 153 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:26,599 you'll be a beautiful bunny rabbit. 154 00:10:26,673 --> 00:10:29,540 This should be very interesting. Thank you. 155 00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:38,442 Grandpa, I don't think Lily's gonna like this. 156 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:42,454 Herman, please. I just wanna teach this little fellow a lesson. 157 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:46,390 That when his elders say they can do something, they mean it. Herman. 158 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:49,019 I'm ready, sir. Very good, Googie. 159 00:10:49,095 --> 00:10:51,825 Now just sit perfectly still. [Chuckles] 160 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:57,466 Abadaba abadabit. 161 00:10:57,537 --> 00:11:01,667 [Laughs] Googie is now a bunny rabbit. 162 00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:06,368 Now we shall meet the new Googie. 163 00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:20,685 That's not a rabbit. 164 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,820 A rabbit has longer ears. 165 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:28,333 Gee, Grandpa, that's the neatest-lookin' trick I ever saw. 166 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:32,337 - Now turn him back. - Yeah, sure. 167 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:36,869 You know, Grandpa, you really outdid yourself. 168 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:39,241 It's a distinct improvement. 169 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,871 Hi, Googie. Hi. 170 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:46,851 Eddie, why don't you go in the house? I'm trying to concentrate. 171 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:49,786 Okay. Good-bye, Googie. 172 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:52,290 Hey, Herman. Uh, please. 173 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,226 Sit right there, Googie. 174 00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:58,286 Don't move. 175 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,299 Herman, please! 176 00:12:03,803 --> 00:12:06,738 Alacazamo alacazoy. 177 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:09,434 Turn back to a little boy. 178 00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:11,534 Now, let's see. 179 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,974 What's the matter? I don't know. 180 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,280 The brat won't un-monkey. 181 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:24,215 Grandpa, you gotta do something soon. 182 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,485 If Lily finds out, she'll be upset. 183 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:30,825 Quiet, Herman. I'm getting ready. [Chittering] 184 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:33,058 He'll be right with you, fella. 185 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:39,061 Stand back. Stand back. 186 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:45,068 I'm going to use number XL-438. 187 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:49,376 This is the one that took Abraham Lincoln out of that log cabin... 188 00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:52,714 and put him in the White House. 189 00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:55,879 Ibbety bibbety ibbety sassie. 190 00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:58,116 Ex post facto... 191 00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:01,024 [Trilling The "R"] Raymond Massey. 192 00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:06,857 [Laughs] I did it. I did it. 193 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:09,299 Herman, help me up. I know it worked. 194 00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:13,429 It takes a lot out of me, but it always works. [Chuckles] 195 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,170 [Chittering] 196 00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:19,871 Herman, I blew the bit. 197 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,107 Come on. Come on. 198 00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:26,713 There's only one thing to do, and you've gotta do it immediately. 199 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,720 What is it, Herman? 200 00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:33,555 Go down to the market and lay in a big supply of bananas. 201 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:42,027 He thinks he changed me into a monkey. This is great. 202 00:13:45,438 --> 00:13:48,236 There you are, Googie. It's all yours. Eddie? 203 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:51,003 Would you please go and play somewhere? Please? 204 00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:53,637 But I wanna watch you change Googie back to Googie. 205 00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:56,807 Eddie, your grandfather's busy. 206 00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,113 Will you go upstairs and play? 207 00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:03,485 Okay, but I never get to see any neat stuff. 208 00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:09,027 How are you doing? 209 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:13,361 Well, according to my calculations here, 210 00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:17,528 if we wait 30,000 years, evolution just might help solve the problem. 211 00:14:17,603 --> 00:14:21,630 Grandpa, Googie's gotta be back in school on Monday. 212 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,110 Why don't you turn him into a frog? 213 00:14:25,178 --> 00:14:28,511 And then turn the frog into a prince? 214 00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:31,141 And then turn the prince back into Googie? 215 00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:36,285 No, I've been working on that frog-prince formula for five years. 216 00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:40,314 And all I got to show for it is a velvet suit and 400 sick frogs. 217 00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:49,535 [Googie] Eddie, psst. Hey, Eddie, come here. 218 00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:58,440 Googie! What are you doing here? 219 00:14:58,511 --> 00:15:01,503 I just left you in the lab eating a banana. That wasn't me. 220 00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:03,776 That was Chimpo. I borrowed him from the pet shop. 221 00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:06,181 That's the big joke I wanted to play on your old grandpa. 222 00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:09,346 Well, that's a dirty trick. And I'm gonna go tell him what you did right now. 223 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:12,050 All right, Eddie. You go in there and do that. 224 00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:14,285 And do you know what I'm gonna do? What? 225 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,261 I'm going in there and tell your parents this whole thing was your idea, 226 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,355 and you made me get the chimp and everything. 227 00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:21,730 - Would you really do that? - Sure I would. 228 00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:26,170 Now you and me are gonna hide out at the movies and really drive them out of their skulls. 229 00:15:26,239 --> 00:15:28,298 Okay, I guess I gotta. 230 00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:30,433 But you're the meanest kid I ever knew. 231 00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:34,878 You're a rat and a rat fink and a miserable little brat. 232 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:39,008 Gee, thanks, Eddie. My analyst said what I needed was recognition. 233 00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:44,718 All right. Yes, I'll tell my Aunt Lily right now. 234 00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:51,959 Marilyn, who was that on the phone? 235 00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:55,489 Googie's mother. It seems they have some relatives coming tonight, 236 00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:58,628 and they'd like it if he could come home just as soon as possible. 237 00:15:58,704 --> 00:16:01,298 Well, that's a lucky break. 238 00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:03,604 Now we can get rid of the little darling. 239 00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:07,737 I think Grandpa and Herman are amusing him in the lab. 240 00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:14,209 [Lily] Herman.! 241 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,646 Yes... Yes, dear? 242 00:16:17,723 --> 00:16:20,317 Is Googie down there? 243 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:23,055 Oh, he's here, all right. 244 00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,063 Well, Mrs. Miller phoned. 245 00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:29,067 They're having company and they want us to bring him home as soon as we can. 246 00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:33,697 - Bring him home, Lily? - Yes, dear. I want you to take him over. 247 00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:36,901 Marilyn and I have to go to the market before it closes. 248 00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:40,839 All right, dear. 249 00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:43,313 Is everything all right down there? 250 00:16:43,382 --> 00:16:47,648 Fine! We're having more fun than a barrel of monkeys. 251 00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:53,515 What did you have to go and say that for? 252 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:56,459 I don't know. I just went "ape." 253 00:16:56,529 --> 00:16:59,965 Herman, will you cut that out! We're in big trouble here. 254 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,796 Wait a minute. I have an idea. 255 00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:05,837 Is Googie's suitcase still up in his room? 256 00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:08,567 Sure, but... Listen. 257 00:17:10,276 --> 00:17:12,506 Here's what we do. 258 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:15,706 Grandpa, I have the car out front. Hurry up! 259 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:20,377 Quiet, Herman! Oh, I sure hope this works, Herman. [Chittering] 260 00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:24,854 Come on, Googie. Come on. 261 00:17:24,924 --> 00:17:27,950 We're all going home now. 262 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:31,827 Oh, don't you look nice. Oh, boy. 263 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,999 It's dark outside. Chances are his parents won't notice the difference. 264 00:17:39,238 --> 00:17:44,073 What a day! I sure got up on the wrong side of the slab this morning. 265 00:17:44,143 --> 00:17:46,805 Come on, Herman! Let's get out of here! 266 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:54,084 Herman! Grandpa! We're home! 267 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:57,982 Uncle Herman? 268 00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,048 Grandpa? 269 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,925 They're not here. 270 00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:07,125 I guess they're delivering Eddie's little friend back to his parents. 271 00:18:07,199 --> 00:18:09,690 Oh, thank goodness. 272 00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:12,101 What an annoying weekend. 273 00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:16,073 Well, when they drop little Googie off at the Millers, our troubles will be over. 274 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:23,140 Okay, Herman, this is the number. Let's go. 275 00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,412 All right, but let's not get into a big conversation with the Millers. 276 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:30,512 Big conversation? All I'm gonna do is ring the bell, leave the kid and we'll fly. 277 00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:33,353 You wait here. Come on, Googie. 278 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,404 [Doorbell Chiming] 279 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:49,873 Oh, Googie. Look what you did to your jacket. 280 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:55,275 Yes? We brought your son home, Mr. Miller. 281 00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:57,406 He's a great boy. We loved having him. Good night. 282 00:18:57,483 --> 00:19:00,213 Thank you, but won't you come in? No, thanks. 283 00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:02,652 We have to run. Yes, we have to run. 284 00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:04,848 Good night. Good night. 285 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:09,917 Googie, where are your manners? You didn't even say good night. 286 00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,762 [Chittering] Googie.! 287 00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:21,271 Come back here, you two! What have you done to my boy? 288 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,365 Grandpa, I think he noticed the difference. 289 00:19:23,442 --> 00:19:26,343 Come on, you big dummy. Let's head for the car. 290 00:19:26,412 --> 00:19:28,346 Stop! Come back! 291 00:19:28,414 --> 00:19:30,405 Help.! 292 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:37,886 Yes, Mr. Miller, this is Mrs. Munster. 293 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:41,984 But I can't understand you, sir, unless you stop screaming. 294 00:19:43,229 --> 00:19:45,197 Monkey? 295 00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,357 I really don't understand. 296 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:51,665 All I know is that my husband left to take your little boy home... 297 00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:55,707 Hi, Mom. Hello, Mrs. Munster. 298 00:19:57,176 --> 00:20:00,304 - We were at the movies. - Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Miller, 299 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:02,313 but your son just walked in. 300 00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:05,976 We'll bring him right... Oh, you will? 301 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,451 All right, we'll have him ready. 302 00:20:12,324 --> 00:20:15,919 Eddie, you should have told us if you were going to the movies. 303 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:19,988 And, Googie, your father is so upset he's incoherent. 304 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:24,729 Now your parents are expecting relatives, and your father is coming right over to get you. 305 00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:28,466 So you run on upstairs and get ready. Yes, ma'am. 306 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,443 Aunt Lily? 307 00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:35,412 I thought Uncle Herman took Googie home. 308 00:20:35,481 --> 00:20:39,417 I don't know how he's done it, but he's goofed it again. 309 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:53,456 Grandpa, I'm scared. That strange car out front. 310 00:20:53,532 --> 00:20:55,966 After what we did with Googie, do you suppose it's the police? 311 00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:58,526 Well, it's either that or the S.P.C.A. 312 00:20:58,604 --> 00:21:01,630 Come on. We've gotta get to the dungeon. 313 00:21:24,463 --> 00:21:26,954 Herman, we can lock ourselves in the dungeon... 314 00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:30,524 for 20 or 30 years till this thing blows over. 315 00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:33,265 Oh. If we're gonna be there that long, 316 00:21:33,339 --> 00:21:36,001 I'll need a change of socks. 317 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:38,043 Herman, please! 318 00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:41,944 Mrs. Munster, I can't tell you what a shock this whole thing has been to me. 319 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:44,642 Well, Mr. Miller, everything is all right now. 320 00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:47,481 And you can take him back home to see his relatives. 321 00:21:47,553 --> 00:21:49,748 Oh. 322 00:21:49,822 --> 00:21:52,347 They just came back for his suitcase. 323 00:21:52,424 --> 00:21:56,417 I guess when they got a good look at him, they liked him better as a monkey. 324 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:01,957 Hey! Hey! 325 00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:05,834 He's not a monkey anymore. He's changed back to a kid. 326 00:22:06,939 --> 00:22:11,137 Boy, that Abraham Lincoln bit must have had a delayed fuse on it. 327 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,440 Grandpa, we're in the clear. 328 00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:18,505 Well, like I said, I've got company coming. So I've got to get going. 329 00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,518 That's right. I understand. 330 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:23,350 Would you mind coming outside for a minute, please? 331 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,693 A monkey? 332 00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:32,697 Yes, it's a little present for you. 333 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:36,963 Some wise guy in white tie and tails left it at my house. 334 00:22:37,036 --> 00:22:39,266 White tie and tails? 335 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:42,034 I think I know who that is. 336 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:44,473 Well, good night, Mr. Miller. Good night. 337 00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:46,534 [Googie] Good night. 338 00:22:53,218 --> 00:22:57,552 Herman, Grandpa, 339 00:22:57,623 --> 00:22:59,557 kindly explain this. 340 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:04,729 He's changed back again. 341 00:23:04,797 --> 00:23:07,322 Oh, no. 342 00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:18,768 And I wanted to tell you that the monkey came from the pet store, but Googie wouldn't let me. 343 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:22,473 - He said it was a funny joke. - Eddie, it's not a funny joke... 344 00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:26,416 when it's at the expense of your poor, old, broken-down grandfather. 345 00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,419 Thank you, Herman. 346 00:23:28,487 --> 00:23:30,887 Eddie, you're getting off very easy. 347 00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:33,925 Why, back in the Old Country, if I had done something like this, 348 00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:36,517 my father would have bit my head off. 349 00:23:36,595 --> 00:23:38,529 Gee, I'm sorry. 350 00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:42,499 If you go with bad companions, some of it is bound to rub off on you. 351 00:23:42,568 --> 00:23:48,097 Exactly. Which brings to mind a famous old quotation... 352 00:23:48,173 --> 00:23:50,698 "He who lies down with dog, 353 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:53,108 gets up with fleas." 354 00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:55,442 - Who said that, Daddy? - I'm not sure. 355 00:23:55,514 --> 00:23:57,778 I think it was the man who trains Lassie. 356 00:23:57,850 --> 00:24:01,115 Well, I agree. Eddie should be punished. 357 00:24:01,186 --> 00:24:04,451 Oh, but I hate to see that awful Googie get away with this. 358 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:06,855 Marilyn, he shan't. 359 00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:10,452 Tomorrow morning, I'm going over to Mr. Miller's and tell him what his boy has done, 360 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:14,295 and point out to him that he has neglected his duty as a father. 361 00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:17,460 I'm also gonna give him the benefit of my vast experience... 362 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:19,470 as a parent and a human being. 363 00:24:19,538 --> 00:24:22,063 Thank you. 364 00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:25,372 Herman, why don't you just telephone him and tell him now? 365 00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:28,709 No, Lily. I wanna meet him face-to-face, 366 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:31,272 so he can get the full impact. 367 00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:37,247 [Chittering] 368 00:24:37,322 --> 00:24:41,088 [Squawking] 369 00:24:43,061 --> 00:24:45,359 [Door Opens] 370 00:24:45,430 --> 00:24:47,364 [Door Closes] Hmm. 371 00:24:47,432 --> 00:24:50,833 That little fella is sure in a hurry to get back to the pet store.